No.1) yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu..
Keta  “tara yaha tada tada samma kohipani chain ?

Keti “ malai thaha chha tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni..


 No. 2 Rambahadur Dashain ko lagi khasi kinna gayecha!!!

Rambahadur: Sahuji tyo ghorle khasi ko kati paisa ho?

Sahuji: Jamma 500 rupaiya.

Rambahadur: Ammama kati sasto ta. Kina ni testo!!!!
Sahuji: China ko khasi ho. Gurantee hudaina,
ghar pugne bela samma bhukna pani sakcha!!!!!


 No. 3 Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “ mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj
Sadhu “Are gadha ! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…

Joke No. 4

Keta ketilai jiskaudai ” priya ,timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”

Keti  “sandil kholu .

Keta – ”pagal ,  yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..


 Joke No. 5  Dad – Yati thorai marks ? 2/4 thappad hirkaunu parne ?


Son – ho dad,hirkaunu parne , jau maile dekheko chhu sir ka ghar

 No. 6)  Ram – talking in cell politely

Shym- ko sanga kura gardai ho ?

Ram – wife sanga ?

Shym – yati prem le

Ram – timro ho ni………


 No. 7) Ghadi ra Srimatima k farak 6 ?

Euta bigriye pachhi banda hunchha arko bigre pachhi chalu hunchha

 No. 8) Lovi BAHUN KAHTMANDU s.t.d. call Garnu Parda, K garla ? Kathandu Pugera Local cal Garchha.


 No. 9) Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think? Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura NEPAL Ghumna Sakthiyo, Airport Batai Farkiyo .


 No. 10) When i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BAHERA HO ???.. PHONE BAJEKO SUNENAU, PHONE UTHAU….. BAHERA..


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